is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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