Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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