So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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