It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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