so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
how drunk are you?
Several
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Randomize
