I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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