I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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