the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
