There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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