is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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