I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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