i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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