Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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