the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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