will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
it's like iHOP with fire
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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