I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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