Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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