Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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