and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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