YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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