hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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