I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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