So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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