How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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