Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I need a burrito and a hug.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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