Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
