Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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