Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
FUCK WHALES
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