I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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