i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
How naked do you want me to be?
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