I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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