belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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