Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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