he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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