well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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