It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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