do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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