we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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