I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
