Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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