Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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