glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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