Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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