I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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