Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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