I'm lost and stupid without you.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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