hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
should my penis look like a turkey
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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