Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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