OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
