i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
do herpes really smell.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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