32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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