i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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