I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Someone shattered a urinal.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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