She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
accomplished twins. life is a go
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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