can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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