Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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