Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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