Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I need to align my fucking chakras
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