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say what?
wanna hang out?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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