just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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